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[HMG] – The twisted minds behind MTV’s South Park have come close to touching the third-rail of comedy in their thirteen years on the air, but this season’s opener in which they take on Tiger Woods could be their undoing.

In the show, Eric and Stan are seen playing a video game in which an animated Tiger Woods joins battle against his very distraught wife, Elin Nordegren. And their only weapons in this tireless battle are golf clubs.

“There’s a delicacy in talking about Woods that we don’t have to worry about,” ‘South Park’ co-creator Matt Stone told Popeater.

And Tiger is not the first celebrity to get their construction paper come-uppance. In the past the inexplicably popular show has poked fun at Tom Cruise, R. Kelly, Steve Irwin, Ben Affleck, Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, Al Gore and yes, even Jesus.

But this time the boys have gone all touchy-feely??;

“It’s such an important issue in America right now — the sex addiction outbreak,” says Stone. “We’re all really concerned about him and hope he gets better.”

Given time he well might, but the video’s hysterical so judge for yourself….

[HMG] – Former porn actress, Joslyn James who has previously said she dated Tiger Woods for over a year, is looking to extend her time in the spotlight I guess or sees some angle to cash in.

Born Veronica Siwik-Daniels 39-years ago in Las Vegas, the lady who starred as ‘Joslyn James’ in more than twenty porn films is set to offer proof in the form of  perhaps 100 text messages, sent by Tiger during their [alleged] year-long affair.

James will release a ton of stuff at 11 AM ET — including scores of never-before-seen extremely graphic text  messages from Tiger — on the website www.sextingjoslynjames.com. Joslyn acquired the domain name two weeks ago, according to TMZ.  Why the heck she thinks this is necessary is beyond me.

Meanwhile there have been recent reports that Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren cannot get over the fact that Woods’ alleged sex partners included porn stars. RadarOnline reported that Nordegren has at “many times” told her husband, “You slept with a porn star!” Actually there was allegedly more than one but this new situation is not gonna help matters. We reported here yesterday that Elin has been meeting with lawyers again so

(HMG) – While Conan O’Brien should be busy for a while with his 30-date nationwide tour, beginning on April 12, there are strong indications that his return to network late night TV is in the works. According to a new report, Fox execs have been in touch with several affiliates, “applying pressure” to put Conan O’Brien on the air between 11 and midnight.  Sources tell TMZ, Fox execs and Conan’s reps have been “seriously talking,” though no deal has been made. Some of the Fox affiliates have been resistant to running a Conan show, because they’d make good money with the current schedule of sitcom reruns such as “The Office.” Several execs at the affiliate stations are saying they have felt the pressure from Fox honchos to take O’Brien’s show, and that a deal is “imminent.”

Meanwhile Conan’s “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour” will open in Eugene, Oregon and go on to brighten thirty different cities in both the US and Canada. Talks are also under way for a documentary of  O’Brien’s comedy tour,  with Media Rights Capital looking to finance the movie, and Rodman Flender to direct. The move wouldn’t violate O’Brien’s agreement with his former bosses.  O’Brien got the live show started as a way to help his staff of about 40 keep busy and employed.

(HMG) – It appears that Courtney Love has found some happy pills of late or is just playing nice to try to get what she wants.  Fresh off of making nice with old boyfriend actor Ed Norton, Love has issued an online apology to Smashing Pumpkins rocker and former friend/and ex-flame Billy Corgan.  The Hole star took to Facebook on Tuesday after Corgan went public with his ill feelings in recent interviews.

“After almost 20 years of friendship, I have decided to break all ties to Courtney. I don’t want anything to do with her,” the rocker told Spin last month.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, when discussing whether he would take issue with Love releasing some songs they they collaborated on, Corgan said “it would be a real big problem, because I haven’t given my permission.

“I have no interest in supporting her in any way, shape or form,” he added. “You can’t throw enough things down the abyss with a person like that.”

Courtney who is in promotional mode for the new Hole album, Nobody’s Daughter, has taken to her Facebook with an apology for Corgan, likely so he will change his mind on giving permission, she writes:

Dearest Billy:

I love you, I love your strong and eternal heart, even love the fucked up gnarly amazing magnificent bigger-than-god louder-than-love karma of the songs you write and allow me to fly with. We have again created beauty from the agony between us, all the buried and unburied anguish, all that is true, that is gold, that is meant to be is within this endless and somehow eternal cycle of Billy & Courtney.I hope you will take my sincerest apologies for all the thousand ways I sometimes offend you, because I know you are a king, a prince, and my beautiful noble boy. No one will ever force my hand, nothing will come between the truth of what we are:
Eternal lovers
Eternal fighters
Eternal warriors.
Let the forces and the shock and awe loose from its cages, all credit where it is due. I love and you and can never thank you enough.Your soul (and you know this).

Xxx CLC

That’s some serious sucking up!

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(HMG) – Less than a week after actor Corey Haim died of what appeared to be an accidental overdose, Los Angeles police have charged someone with providing him with illegal prescription drugs. The suspect has not yet been identified, though he or she is believed to be involved in what officials called a “massive” drug ring.  Officials added that the investigation into the ring had been under way long before Haim died. According to the Attorney General of California, the ‘Lost Boys’ star procured “thousands of pills” from several doctors dating dating back to 2009. Just days before Haim’s death on March 10, the actor got four prescriptions from the same psychiatrist for Valium, Vicodin, Soma and haloperidol, an antipsychotic drug.  The Attorney General’s office previously confirmed that a fraudulent prescription for OxyContin in Haim’s name was discovered during the investigation: “We know there was a [doctor's] pad stolen and there was a prescription written for him using that pad, so it was fraudulent and we know it was filled.” So far, investigators have discovered about 5,000 fraudulent prescriptions connected to the drug ring.

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(HMG) – ‘Blind Side’ Oscar winner Sandra Bullock may have been blind sided herself when a story that her husband may have cheated on her went viral yesterday.  In what could be pure coincidence or a sign of the devastation these stories have, Bullock pulled out of the London premiere of her hit film yesterday. A statement was issued by film studio Warner Bros on her behalf which said:

“Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blind Side has been deemed impossible at this time.
“I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”

The announcement came as In Touch magazine published an interview with a heavily tattooed model called Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, who claimed to have slept with Bullock’s husband while the actress was away in Atlanta filming The Blind Side last year. McGee claim to had an 11-month affair with James, but tried to excuse that by saying she believed Sandra’s man was no longer married.

Well the no ‘longer married’ part may have been prophetic because People magazine is reporting that Bullock is no longer living with James under the same roof right now.

The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before the report of infidelity, according to their sources.  Bullock married custom motorcycle manufacturer and reality television star Jesse James, 40, in 2005. In several award ceremonies earlier this year the actress attributed much of her recent success to her happiness at home.  Can you imagine what Bullock might be going through being on such a great high and then finding out your husband may have been having an affair while you were off making the film that got you the coveted Oscar?