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• Famous People List Update: Paul McCartney Finally Marries Nancy Shevell
  On some level one can only feel entirely proud of the couple as if they were our own family members taking their vows this evening and yet on some level Sir Paul and his bride are our couple, and to his credit the frontman and living legend of one of the greatest cultural tour de forces that the world has ever known has in his way agreed to continue playing the role that so many of us wish and yearn for; that of a good lad out of the working class who did good, loved well, played well and did his mates and those who he affected with deep memories and faith in humanity that he would be there one time for them even at this late stage of the game.
• Current Leonardo Dicaprio Girlfriend is Alyce Crawford, an Australian model
  Oh Leo! Leo! Why can’t you just fall in love! Couldn’t you see Blakey was into you? Lusting after you all over the Mediterranean, tipping us media folk just when she was about to go twitter naked, winking at us as she went from a B grade nobody to an A grade nobody. Wasn’t it obvious to you Leo as it was to us? Oh damn you chipmunks, bring the moonshine back to the table at once!
• Lindsay Lohan 2011 news: First Endorsement, Plus New Man Vikram Chatwal?
  Kids, I have to confess me and the chipmunks, Mazeltov and Fyodor have been going through jackhammers tearing our eyeballs out. Such perfect fashion faux pas rarely trickle from the gods. The wobbly kneeecaps (and yes the pudding elbows) add another dimension to haute (profanity) couture. But let's admit it, the red heels are to die for....
• Just Kidding: Brad Pitt Takes Back Jennifer Aniston Smear
  Sometimes being steeped in woe and self deprecation is a wonderful delusion that even Hollywood starlets are even loathe to abide by until one day they look outside the window and that horrible thing called self loathing. Never mind, I’m sure Jen appreciates having a fistful of muckery thrown in her direction, after all it’s bound to help her ratings, unless of course it doesn’t…
• Recent Brad Pitt News Explains Remarks on Aniston Marriage
  Sometimes being steeped in woe and self deprecation is a wonderful delusion that even Hollywood starlets are even loathe to abide by until one day they look outside the window and that horrible thing called self loathing. Never mind, I’m sure Jen appreciates having a fistful of muckery thrown in her direction, after all it’s bound to help her ratings, unless of course it doesn’t…
• George Bush and Ralph Lauren Become In-laws
  Kids, I’d have to be honest if I didn’t let on that somewhere in all this existential angst trinkets of tears were spilling across my tattered lapel. To be sure I’m not sure if it’s the early evening pomegranate martini that’s doing the trick or the sly grin of David Lauren who probably had to be dragged out of some bathroom whilst texting one of those Times Square dance for dollars damsels that he had to postpone their trek to some Chinatown outpost for sing for dollars on the account this weekend he got married to some faux royal. Surely, if they can have royals in the UK, I suppose we can have faux royals in the US.