Hot Momma Gossip

Remember when David Katzenberg was with Mary Kate Olsen? Back in 2004? And in 2006? Then she left him for Stavros Niarchos? Who then dated Paris Hilton? And then Lindsay Lohan, who has dated banged pretty much half of Tinseltown? A visual diagram may help you keep all this straight, but it may also turn your stomach..

Anyway, back to present day. Now he’s with Nicky Hilton on daddy’s private beach.

Mary-Kate Olsen caught a Rangers game this week. Hockey rules!

Not coming to MTV soon: “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad’s sex tape with ex-boyfriend and bad boy Jason Wahler. But wait! LC denies it. [The Bosh; Hollyscoop]

Lucky MK of Popbytes got to go to the “Year of the Dog” premiere!

Scarlett Johansson doesn’t want a boyfriend… my significant other is going to be so bummed. [Derek Hail]

Tori Spelling and her mother have reconciled thanks to baby Liam. Awwh. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Whitney Houston got full custody of her daughter with Bobby Brown. [Mollygood]

Okay, so maybe Mary-Kate Olsen tends to dress like my grandmother… (Just kidding Grandma! You are so stylish!) But she can look professional, too!

Sure, those pants are pretty baggy and they could use the ol’ tailor, but hey! Look at her hair! Her fitting shirt!

That man next to her? Is not Perez Hilton.

Mary-Kate and Ashley have been spotted at various fashion shows in Paris all week, but you could be forgiven for thinking they were both about to be cruelly tortured. Mary-Kate is going with the “tears-of-a-clown” look, all red lipstick and that slightly wacko smile, and Ashley is gritting her teeth.

She’s all, “GAH, MK. Can’t you put on something NORMAL? I didn’t even have time to wash my hair this morning because you were hogging the shower, and you could have used your dirty hair for that Cosette-meets-Courtney-Love ‘do. I am so outta here. I’ll take Brandon Davis’ helicopter if I have to.”

“OK, I’ll look. Kind of. But I won’t smile, because Pollyanna McGrinster is doing enough of that for the both of us.”

Anderson Cooper walks among us! Here he is at the Time Warner Center on Columbus Circle here in NY (an upscale mall featuring Coach, Stuart Weitzman, Cole Haan and a Whole Foods in the basement).

Poor Jessica Biel fell asleep at a fashion show in London. Couture ain’t easy! [Bricks & Stones]

Ole! Gwyneth Paltrow makes Spanish Vogue for a movie she starred in directed by her brother Jake. [popbytes]

Mary-Kate and Ashley made $40 million last year, pretty much without doing any acting. Little girls (and some little boys) are going to be watching those Olsen twins videos forever. [Smart.]

I can still pretend that Jeremy Piven has a full head of real hair, right? [cityrag]

Surprise! Not writing about Paris Hilton won’t make her go away. [Mollygood]

Mary-Kate Olsen was published in the New York Times last weekend lauding her red Chanel bag. Oh, rub it in!! [Gawker]

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson: Still together! [Bricks & Stones]

What happened to Paris Hilton last weekend is a grave reminder of that old saying: “One birthday, one birthday party.” Okay, I made that up. But what a disaster! [The Bosh]

Brad Pitt matches his baby slings to his outfits! [Cityrag]

And in the reality-celebrity corner: I’ve refrained from posting about this, but I just can’t hold back any longer! So there’s this “American Idol” contestant whose, ahem, spicy pictures have been turning up online. Hey, she’s young, we all have skeletons in our closet… right? But now I’m hoping the lady gets voted off ASAP, because who poses in a wet T-shirt at the World War II Memorial? As the granddaughter of a WWII vet, I find that to be an astonishing lapse in judgment. VOTE HER OFF! [PopCrunch]

Jennifer Lopez says, I’ll see you in the comments!

Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead The latest news is that a third man has declared paternity of Anna Nicole’s baby daughter, Dannielynn. That poor girl.

Katherine McPhee Performs On Rachael Ray. Thank goodness the new season of “Idol” is here, we’ll have a whole new cast to fight about.

Keira Knightley Has A Message For You

There’s No Olsens Like (Fashion) Show Olsens but many of you would rather they stayed out of the spotlight.

And it wouldn’t be a week in 2007 without a new (but perhaps not improved) look for Britney.