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Well, there you have it: The official autopsy results on Anna Nicole Smith are out, and her death has been ruled an accident. Medical examiners could find no evidence that Anna Nicole was murdered or that her death was intentional. We know it was prescription drugs, but they didn’t release which ones… I guess it doesn’t matter, given that one of her doctors is facing legal scrutiny for writing her prescriptions under a fake name. Just because it’s legal doesn’t make it safe!

Tom and Katie stand apart on the red carpet at an event honoring Cruise’s volunteer work in LA.

Bruce and Demi’s daughter Rumer Willis should know better than to put up private photo albums on the ‘Net. [Mollygood]

In LA this week, it was as if Jeremy Piven had never seen a model before… [cityrag]

Felicity Huffman got her calendar wrong and showed up a day early for a radio interview… in her jammies. I seriously love that lady, she’s just like us! [popbytes]

Paris Hilton is also like us in that airline screeners stole stuff out of her checked bag. OK, that never happened to me personally, but it’s happened to people I know… and even for heiresses it still sucks. [Hollyscoop]

Officially, the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy will be out Monday. (Preorder it on Amazon today!) Unofficially, it was a blood infection and sleeping pills. On a related note, if her husband Howard K. Stern isn’t the father he’ll be evicted from the house ANS was living in when she died. Well, that sucks. [I’m Not Obsessed; Derek Hail]

Britney Spears is going to find out who told the UK press about her stay in rehab or else. [The Bosh]

Awwh. Dustin Hoffman accompanied his wife Lisa (right) to a fashion show during LA’s fashion week. Good sport.

A bunch of celebrity nannies tattled to Star magazine this week about their crazy bosses… sounds like a great way to lose your job! It’s not as if you can point to the newsstand and say, “Oh, I meant the other Julia Roberts.” [popbytes]

Even hotties like Katharine Heigl have cellulite. [The Skinny Website]

Angelina Jolie says she’s sorry she brought the paparazzi into new child Pax’s life. Well, I guess that one’s only 95 percent her fault. [Derek Hail]

Nicole Richie fainted again, and her rep’s excuse? She’s hypoglycemic. You know, there’s an easy solution to that: EAT SOMETHING. [I’m Not Obsessed]

DNA tests for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter are underway… yawn. Does anyone care anymore? And where exactly is that baby staying? [Hollyscoop]

Dina Lohan: Way crazier than her daughter. [Mollygood]

Here’s the latest on the alleged Jolie-Pitt adoption. Again, to ease things, I will call the new (supposed) kid “Frank.”

- This adoption has been in the works for a while — the Jolie-Pitts met and played with Frank over Thanksgiving weekend.

- Despite their fabulous wealth and beauty, the Brangelina adoption (well, legally Angelina’s — she filed alone) has only been fast tracked by a month. Can’t buy everything! But the pair are donating $2 million to the orphanage anyway.

- Weird as it sounds, they have a two-week trial period with Frank in order to decide whether he’s “a fit.” Safe to say, they’ll keep him!

But is it true? I still don’t know, but Brad and Angelina need to get their facts straight. Their reps are saying no, no, no but the the head of this adoption agency is calling a press conference pretty much every day. I’m sure the press is good for him, but… if they’re not, they may as well go on Oprah and do it.

If biking with a Frappuccino in hand were an Olympic sport, Kate Hudson would be a medalist. [The Skinny Website]

Diva alert! Beyonce and Shakira face off in their new video. That is, until Shakira knocks her out with the awesome power of her abs. [Mollygood]

Speaking of Beyonce, her publicist says there’s no danger of the singer getting hepatitis after the scare we mentioned yesterday, because Ms. Knowles didn’t eat at the Sports Illustrated party. All the models are saved! Tab sodas all around! [Smart.]

Nicole Richie already has one broken engagement under her belt, but hope triumphs over experience. [Derek Hail]

Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral is going to be nicer and more expensive than my wedding. Or maybe her wedding, sadly. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Eva Longoria teeters toward lunch in West Hollywood. The guy behind her’s all, “Can you move it? I’m desperately hungry!” Little does he know, it’s all those Marcia Cross baby pictures that are slowing her down…

Ashlee Simpson didn’t steal your boyfriend; her boyfriend (Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy) denies they’re together at all. Harsh! [Mollygood]

Tyra Banks in a bikini then… and now. [The Skinny Website]

The tantalizing rumors of a “Sex and the City” movie never end. [The Bosh]

Anna Nicole Daily: Yep, she’s going to the Bahamas. [TMZ]