ScarJo To Do Porn (Biopic)
Posted on January 17th, 2007 by EllenAccording to TheBosh, Scarlett Johansson is in talks to star in the movie adaptation of Jenna Jameson’s quasi-autobiography How To Make Love Like A Porn Star. That’s right, Johansson would be playing a porn star. Granted, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive has never shied away from sexy scenes in movies, but (to our knowledge) has never gone completely nude onscreen — in fact, she had wanted to do a scene topless in “The Island” but was prevented by director Michael Bay. Still, there are more ways of playing a porn star than just stripping down, and we’re sure that if you take this role, ScarJo, you will be the hottest, cleanest, most intelligent porn star ever.
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Being the cleanest, hottest most intelligent porn star would preclude her from playing Jenna Jameson who doesn’t have any of those qualities.
I want to do porn film with my girlfriend, what should I do, please write me.
SO DO FILMS WITH HER
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