Paris Hilton Went To The Ball
Posted on February 16th, 2007 by Ellen
Paris Hilton was one of the guests of honor last night at the Vienna Opera Ball, the Austrian society event of the year. And you know, given what she could have shown up in, we should be thankful.

The other woman in the picture is all, “I’m going to get my husband for this!”

At some point, however, Paris realized a ball was not like Bungalow 8 or Area, and began to despair.

Even a gilded photo album full of former best friend Britney Spears falling and crying could only distract her momentarily.

Luckily there was live TV coverage to catch her looking bored from her state box. “This will look great on MySpace,”, she thinks to herself.
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i love her gown, its so beautiful!
Hey babe i luv u, wanna spend 1 night with me?
Lazy lazy lazy eye….. she’s a scary troll.
UGLY UGLY UGLY SKINNY LITTLE RACIST B*TCH