Britney And The Mysterious Notebook
Posted on February 22nd, 2007 by Ellen
“Dear Diary: I tried rehab, but it’s just not for me. So I asked my mom and Paris what to do. Paris told me to get a small dog who will always love me no matter what the tabloids say. My mom told me to always wear white shoes and socks, ’cause that’s how we do it in Louisiana.
“So I took both their advice at once.
“HEE!”
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lmao ellen, those captions are the best… oh my, shes such a wreck and is gonna lose those kids. i actually hope kevin gets them, right now he seems to be more fit then she is. friday apparently, she attempted suicide twice, cuz she was afraid she was gonna lose custody. yesw brit, thats the way to keep yer kids…attempt to kill yerself! yup, no one will take the kids away now. what a tool.
that book remindes me of those books who where used in the show LOST. Locke found them in the second hatch…maybe she was on that island…and got a brain wash from “the others”…and…whatever. that is just me and my stupid thoughts…;-)
britney that we knew seems to be way gone ….forever? that’s what i ask myself many times. kevin can’t be a perfect father but i never saw a picture of him about to DROP the child NOR driving with his child ON HIS LAP. so if you have to choose between her and him, we’d probably pick him. pretty amazing huh?
Remember the days when Britney was sooo cool and sooo hot? Yeah, me too… see that’s what happens to those celebs who have relied on their looks alone to propel them to fame– now take someone like Ester Goldberg… she may not be a Carmen Electra, but the woman is hilarious and way talented. She’ll be performing tomorrow night at the Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. and I’m definitely checking it out. Good stuff!
helloy