Lady Gaga Twitter Returns, Disappoints The World

[HMG Celebrity News] – As you know, some of this planet’s less momentous celebs like Alicia Keys, Kim Kardashian, Ryan Seacrest and Lady Gaga recently agreed to go silent on Twitter to support the ‘Keep a Child Alive’ campaign.

Well, bad news – Lady Gaga Twitter is back.

The disposable deities agreed to ‘kill’ themselves on all social media until the campaign raised $1-million to help fund HIV and AIDS research in Africa and the Indian continent. But when the campaign only raised half that much in six days these self-centered starlets got tired of buffing their halos and became rather upset.

“It’s the worst mismanagement of star power I’ve ever seen in my life,”
Sources within the campaign blamed a server crash on their first night for the slow pace of donations. To others, the problem was clear – the campaign’s bosses had vastly overestimated the power of Lady Gaga Twitter.says a source who clearly has no idea who these sad people are.

“Some sta

rs thought the money would be raised in 24-hours, and were embarrassed when critics said it proved nobody cares about their Twitter presence,” says another insider.

Among those with an IQ that exceeds a room temperature the critics were right.

But then Stewart Rahr arrived on the scene. The 63-year old Brooklyn-born billionaire recently sold his pharmaceutical business for $1.5-billion, and regrettably offered to fill the gap in the funds so the ‘stars’ could return to their streams.

“I heard they were short on their goal and I wanted to help,” he told the News. “I sold my company, and I wanted to give back to others in the Empire State.”

The cause of distress among the celebs is quite simple – Despite having no visible talent for one single thing people like Kim Kardashian can earn around $10,000 a tweet, and they got itchy fingers.

A good example was Usher. He was clearly so keen to retain his Twitter presence [and income?] he started tweeting again less than 12-hours after the campaign began.

A rep for ‘Keep a Child Alive’ had no comment. And in his shoes, neither would I….say hello to Lady Gaga Twitter again!