Beyonce Diet Works Wonders – Or Not!

No, the new Beyonce Diet is certainly not the Maple Syrup Diet Beyonce had credited her rapid weight loss of 20 pounds in a mere span of 10 days to. We are talking about the calorie rich diet of a mum-to-be she was spotted feeding her baby bump with during the US Open men’s final clash on Monday.

As the whole crowd enjoyed Novak Djokovic’s dominance over Rafael Nadal in an otherwise tense end to the US Open, Beyonce was relishing feeding her burgeoning tummy with a few chocolate covered nuts. Yes, the special mum-to-be food cravings have arrived!

Just a couple of weeks back during the MTV VMA awards, Beyonce and Jay Z had announced that they were expecting a baby, and this was again confirmed by Beyonce as she excitedly revealed and rubbed her baby bump just after her performance.

Throughout the big final’s proceedings at NY, the nine time Grammy award winner kept at least one hand protectively over her baby bump whereas hubby Jay Z was busy enthusiastically pointing out the special plays to her.

The couple was relaxed, smiling and laughing, and seemed to be enjoying that pre-baby profound satisfaction to the fullest just as the rest of the crowd was tensed and deeply absorbed in the ongoing play.

So, finally it’s time for Beyonce to order and enjoy calorie rich bananas with ketchup, ice creams topped with chilly sauces, chocolate treats, and yummy pickles. We hope she enjoys every bite of the new Beyonce Diet, and more important than that, every bit of her motherhood.

Hold on to your groceries, though. Let’s just try one quick exercise. Raise your hand if your name is Beyonce. Now raise your hand if you are pregnant. Okay, if your hand is not raised the new Beyonce Diet is NOT for you. Anyhow, good luck with your beautiful baby Beyonce!