Who Got A Perfect Score on Dancing with the Stars?

Well, no one … this time. The closest to a perfect 30 was JR Martinez and partner Karina Smirnoff who danced their sexy tails off with a samba — getting a perfect 10 from Bruno. David Arquette and Kym Johnson tangoed their way to 25, tying with fellow second place finisher Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke, who danced a strong Rumba.

Sadly, adorable Queer Eye’s Carson Kressley thudded all the way down to last place again with a measly 19. Judge Bruno said it all calling him loopier than the Looney Tunes. Ouch. Good for Anna though for taking his two dancing left feet this far into the season. It’ll probably be his last week unless the American public calls and texts in droves.

The biggest surprise, and not in a good way, came from Ricki Lake, who scored the highest last week and crashed into middle of the pack with a faulty fox trot.

Week 5 results air tomorrow. Cross your fingers for your favorite!