George Clooney publicly “blows off” new girlfriend Stacy Keibler

Or so that’s what TMZ thinks. Apparently George Clooney doesn’t like to be touched and hung onto in public — or holding hands with his honey. You know, cause having a hot girl on your sleeve is NOT classy.

In the before-mentioned event, the couple was leaving an event in New York City. She walked through the door and waits for him to come out. When he does, she takes his arm but he gets out of it — using an oncoming fan autograph as his decoy. Keibler stands off to the side seemingly slightly confused and maybe even embarrassed.

So how long will this relationship last? If TMZ knows anything, not long.