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Alec Baldwin gives Charlie Sheen some great advice
(HMG Celebrity News) – Who knows maybe if this story gains some legs Charlie Sheen might even read it. Say what you will about Alec Baldwin, but he has been through the ups and downs of Hollywood and is unafraid of speaking the truth. As a special guest writer for the Huffington Post, Alec has written a really bold and interesting article here about how Hollywood works and why Charlie Sheen needs to get real, that I encourage you to read. In telling the story, Alec references Conan O’Brian’s recent plight and also reveals why he never continued in the role of Jack Ryan in the movies based on Tom Clancy’s great novels after the The Hunt For Red October. Hint, the studio apparently owed Harrison Ford a big favor and he was a bigger star anyway so they offered Alec a contract that they were certain he wouldn’t sign. In telling the story he makes the point that the studio executives really hold all the cards and that rarely is any actor bigger than a successful show, especially one “who is torturing their diseased egos, is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter”. Alec’s advice to Charlie in a nutshell, take a shower, get some sleep, sober up and beg fans for their forgiveness, and in getting America behind him he will ultimately totally piss off the studio execs but maybe get his job back.
Charlie Sheen and EminEm need to check this out if they plan on keeping up with Lady Gaga, it is NOT a spoof,, Lady Gaga says she is going to run for president, read it with your tigers eyes wide open, the 2012 presidential election is going to be all about Hollywood
I’m on a drug called Charlie Sheen
It’s not available, if you try it once you will die
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body
You love to party
What’s not to love?
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
Droopy eyed armless children
That’s how I party
That’s how I party
I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll – winning
I have one gear: GO – epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I’m bi-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere
—– inspirational bridge —–
I’m a total frickin rock star from mars – winning
C’mon bro, I got tiger blood – winning
You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
Win here, win there, win win everywhere
I’ve got a list — help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless
Chicken nuggets – WINNING
Bubblegum – WINNING
Pretending to text to avoid someone – EPIC WINNING
Slow dancing – WINNING
Slow pantsing – WINNING
Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions – WEAK
Adonis blood – WINNING
Violent love – WINNING
Givin needy women caresses and hugs – EPIC WINNING
Childbirth – WINNING
Colin Firth -WINNING
Tinky Winky’s purse………duh, WINNING, WINNING