Jersey Shore’s J-Wowww gets boob job for new season

[HMG Celebrity Gossip] – For reasons no sane person can fathom Jersey Show now draws over 5-million viewers a week. And the success has gone to the heads of its stars. Or in the case of Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, their chest.

Reports are emerging that the 24-year old graphic designer recently visited a Park Avenue plastic surgeon before filming began on the third season of this televised train-wreck.

“She sought my assistance,” Cosmetic surgeon Dr. Stephen Greenberg told the the News. “She wanted help redoing some cosmetic surgery work she’d had done by another doctor.”

This latest date with the knife took Farley from a D to a DD-cup. And this was not even her first time — She’s already had a nose job, liposuction, stretch-mark lasering and scar and cellulite removal.

“She’s obsessed with her looks,” a friend told the scribes. “That’s obvious just from watching the series.”

Jennifer soon showed off her new assets at a Point Pleasant bar on August 28th. Dressed in a pink and black bikini she sprawled across the bar while cast-mates Nicole Polizzi and Deena Cortese [she's replaced Angelina Pivarnik] drank shots off the results.

Cameras were rolling during this tasteless display, and a thick red scar could clearly be seen under one breast as Farley lay on the bar.

“That looks new,” said New Jersey plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Fiorillo. “Her breasts are large, but they seem proportional. Any bigger would be too much.”

The inmates completed filming last weekend, so you can see the results for yourself as soon as MTV completes production on season three and adds all the titles in crayon…