Worst Job? Jennifer Lopez is Hiring?

[HMG] – If you’re between jobs at the moment there’s a position on offer that may be just what you need..if you like drama, insomnia and miserable pay — Jennifer Lopez needs an assistant.

The 41-year old  singer is now accepting resumes, but not just anyone could get hired for the job;

“The person has to be graceful under pressure, have a thick skin and be resourceful in foreign countries, among other things,” an insider tells the Queens. “You’ll be expected to travel at a moment’s notice and must know how to adjust in each city.”

And as you might expect, working for someone so high maintenance she wants a ‘dressing room compound’ as just part of her price to join American Idol is not a 9-to-5 job;

“The job is six days a week, at least 12-hour days with one day off. But you may not get that for weeks,” the insider shares. “You’ll be on call 24/7 and you’ve got to be organized and always on point.”

And while the [un]lucky employee can expect to meet some “very high profile people,” we’re still not done with the down-sides

“You have to change diapers, work with little sleep and cook if the Butler is away,” says the source.

You’ll also be required to help Mamma Lopez dress for red carpet events and photo calls. I’ll leave it to your imagination how much fun that won’t be.

And all this pain can be yours with the inglorious — and vastly inadequate – salary of $55,000 to $65,000 a year.

But the saddest part is — people will really apply. Let’s take a poll — leave a note if you would…