Octomom, Nadya Suleman writes book no-one wants

[HMG] – Nadya Suleman, who achieved brief global fame as ‘Octomom’ after giving birth to eight children in January last year, then mercifully vanished has re-emerged as an author.

And she can’t sell her book.

The 35-year old former psychiatric technician agreed to have the book about her life as a mom of 14 ghost-written, but the ghost-writer quit over Nadya’s demands. So Nadya wrote the whole treatise herself.

But she’s become so irrelevant no publisher wants it.

“She’s been talking to publishers, but is not nearing a deal.” a friend of the multiplex-mommy tells Radar. “She is holding out because she feels her story is worth a lot more than anyone is even interested in paying.”

It gets worse — the ghost author, Wendy Leigh — who also wrote Christopher Ciccone’s book ‘My Life with Madonna,’  – quit the job before she’d even written one page.

“She agreed to write the book, but once she found out the pay and conditions Nadya was demanding, she quit working with her,” the source shares.

For those who might wonder, the book does not reveal the name of the man who served as the donor. And Nadya is even keeping the book’s title a secret:

“She thinks it’s clever and will make people want to buy the book.” explains the friend.

Not a chance.

Some publishers had privately admitted they were curious about how Nadya can raise four daughters and ten sons with no father and no steady income. They’re just not even close to intrigued enough to meet her high price.

And just to make it more fun, her father Ed Doud is writing his own book about Nadya’s childhood. But he can’t find a publisher either.

Be honest, guys — If Nadya finds a publisher clueless enough, would you read this book? If so, why?!