Lindsay Lohan’s assistant quits, claims long hours and no pay

[HMG] – Just in case you were concerned a day might go by without a made-up scandal to promote Lindsay Lohan, you can relax — After the laughable claims concerning her SCRAM bracelet at the weekend, now we’re meant to believe her assistant just quit.

The assistant, to whom Radar refers merely as Elinore, had allegedly wanted to quit for a while but she finally borrowed the nerve after getting sick of the former actress’s arrogant attitude and endless demands, plus the long hours and frequently not getting paid.

“Lindsay met Elinore through a friend and began spending time at her apartment. She still had her own place but was mostly living at Lindsay’s,” says a source. “But Lindsay’s tantrums and 24/7 demands got too much. She can be really bossy and mean when she doesn’t get her own way and Elinore wasn’t even getting paid some of the time.”

The source also claims the main reason Elinore stayed was concern that Lohan might end up dead if she wasn’t there.

“Even the person who introduced her to Lindsay said, ‘This is too much for you. You need to get out while you can. You don’t want something happening on your watch’.”

But – as with all the best heroes in fiction – Elinore stuck by the overgrown adolescent, telling friends that Lohan’s incessant all-night parties made her feel obligated to watch her.

“But in the end, Lindsay’s demands were too much and she finally had to quit,” the source claims.

And if you truly believe even one partial syllable of the foregoing story you’re as easily deluded as Lindsay was hoping you are…