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Russell Brand claims he hired teams to find girls
[HMG] – Before finding true love with Katy Perry, British actor and comic Russell Brand claims he was so addicted to sex, he hired a team of recruiters just to find enough women.
“When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging train,” Brand boasts in Playboy’s next issue. “I had a team of experts who found women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I were talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak…’”
But since announcing his engagement to Katy on January 6, Russell say those days are over and he’s now a changed man.
“I’ve reached a point where I understand this is not the answer,” he muses. “When you sleep with loads of women, it becomes a bit pointless and futile.”
At one point his fondness for the horizontal jogging got so bad Russell entered a sex-rehab program in London, and he has less than flattering views about the people he met there.
“The majority of people in sex rehab are just disgusting men,” he recalls. “There are no hot blonds ripping off their clothes and saying, ‘I’m gorgeous, and I just can’t get enough!’ It’s just sleazy men pleasuring themselves in dark corners. Let’s not shy away from it: they’re pedophiles and perverts.”
So let’s see — All men in sex-rehab are perverts; Russell’s a man and went to sex-rehab…Therefore…..?
His comedic talents leave a lot to be desired, but his gift for clueless self-absorption is peerless…
I agree – if he and katy ever break up he’ll go back to old ways – just like he did with T. Palmer. He was cured of sex addiction claiming it was “futile and empty” then after the break up just went right back to it.