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Tiger Woods’ friend, Rachel Uchitel denies David Boreanaz extortion
[HMG] – Clearly concerned that her 15-minutes is ending and that the media spotlight earned by her sordid indulgence with Tiger Woods might dare to move on, Rachel Uchitel is now eagerly explaining she’s not the one extorting David Boreanaz.
Drawn to this slim chance of publicity like a myopic moth, the 34-year old ‘socialite’ has now issued a self-serving statement of groundless denial through the same attorney who helped her gouge an alleged $10-million from Tiger — Gloria Allred. It reads…
“David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be. I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue.
I am looking forward to a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements about me. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz.”
This is not a statement, it is a risible cry for attention and proof of a need for professional help on a level that boggles the mind. Most fame-seeking denials are baseless but this does not possess one single toe-hold on logic or fact.
What is required by that vast swathe of American humanity whom this detestable diva believes are entranced by her merest existence is proof that a woman who has already turned one adulterous pairing into a mountains of gold would not be at least tempted to try the same actions on previous partners.
This laughable indulgence in unearned indignation contains no such proof.
The case to confirm or dispel her involvement in David’s sad circumstance is therefore quite rightly ongoing…





