Jessica Simpson tells tall dental story…again

[HMG] – Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me…Try the same PR stunt three times and you must be as shameless as Jessica Simpson.

Having already outed herself as a fan of poor dental hygiene the 29-year old singer has now told us again, via Ellen, that she hardly ever goes near a toothbrush. Jessica confessed she brushes her teeth ‘maybe three times a week’ and avoids risky encounters with relative freshness because…

“My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery. I do use Listerine and I floss everyday. But I don’t brush them every day. My lips just slide all over the place…I need a little coating.”

Then comes the part about how she’ll “use a shirt or something” to keep her plaque-riddled bridge-work from scaring the neighbors — Which is just what she said last time we wrote this!

Now, anyone crazy enough to follow this unsavory program might use a Tic-Tac to keep things smelling sweet, but not Jessie — She adds the nose-shredding odor of Nicorette gum.

“I’m addicted to Nicorette,” she told Jay Leno last night. So Jay asked if she’d ever smoked?

“No, not once. One of my close friends’ mother gave me the gum, and I’m chewing it and it’s like a party in my mouth. And I’m all ‘Oh my God!’ I’m talking a million miles an hour. ‘I love this gum, what kind of gum is this?’”

The conversation then turned to love, and for reasons it would hardly take a PhD to deduce Jessie’s still firmly single.

“I am single, but I’m mingling,” she told Jay. “You know, I go out from time to time, privately.”

Most former stars don’t know when to retire, but this girl’s career is so over she’s become Lindsay Lohan. And no-one deserves to end up like that…

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