Lindsay Lohan’s father pushes ghastly new reality show

[HMG] – A lot of television shows are borderline-awful, but sometimes a new show gets suggested that is so mind-smashingly bad, phrases like ‘WTF’ become simply redundant. Lindsay Lohan’s father has such an idea. And Jon Gosselin’s girlfriends are part of the pain.

Pappa Lohan, 51, now wants to pack an RV with Z-list celebrities and Jon Gosselin’s cast-offs and send them off round the country on a ‘charity’ trip.

And we’re meant to watch it.

While you’re all jumping up and down with unbounded indifference, I should perhaps mention that Daddy L is currently living with one of Jon’s former ladies — Kate Major. And they think the show’s a simply killer idea.

While it’s easy to see that no network exec blessed with an IQ above navel lint would touch poison like this with a 10,00ft pole, Mr. Lohan claims his new baby is ‘being optioned by a variety of networks’…Yeah, right!

He also says the real ‘core’ of the show will be the alliance between Haley and Jon’s other ex, Hailey Glassman.

“They’ve really bonded over their hatred for Jon,” a source close to Kate tells the Post.

To keep the girls company it’s even reported that Daddy Lohan is asking Lorenzo Lamas to get on the bus. The threesome — or more? – will then visit suitably undemanding intellectual fare such as NASCAR races and numerous auctions.

This entire idea has ‘Fail’ written all over it in letters of such eye-gouging neon, it looks like one of Lindsay’s new purses. I’d sooner watch static, but what do you think?…