‘Real Housewife’ Kim Zolciak comes out – at last

[HMG] – Confirming reports which ‘mysteriously’ surfaced earlier this month, ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ alum, Kim Zolciak has confessed that the tales of her lesbian relationship are actually true.

The 31-year old housewife says she and DJ, Tracy Young have been connected for some time;

“I have a ton of girlfriends who have been with girls, and I could never comprehend that before. Now I can,” she tells Fox. “But I don’t want to define gay, bisexual or straight – it’s too much for me; A woman doesn’t define me, but nor does a man.”

Having spent the show’s entire first season teasing all six of her fans about the identity of her rich male friend, whom Kim called ‘Big Poppa,’ the pair broke up at the end of that season.

Since then she has focused on billionaire, Dr. Stefan Lemperle, then the the slightly less rich Joe Francis, who runs ‘Girls Gone Wild.’

But as soon as Tracy arrived, Kim claims she’d found her true love;

“The first night we met, we connected on a different level and just talked for two hours. After that we started working in the studio and gradually became closer,” she explained to the scribes. “Physically, it was gradual. Tracy made the first move, and our first kiss was exciting.”

With her soul-mate now discovered, Kim is not looking back; And to show you what even a minor reality show can do to an ego, here’s one last excerpt uncut;

“I’m among the millions of parents who have been in a gay or lesbian relationship. It hasn’t been an easy road lately, but I feel there are no mistakes in my life. Everything happens for a reason. To have the opportunity to speak for myself and to have people understand what I’m going through is really special. I myself was confused and scared at first. Being able to speak from my heart and get this all out, it’s a huge relief for me.”

Show me one sentence that was not focused on ‘me’?

‘Atlanta’s last season ended on December 10 – And if we’re all very lucky that’s just what it will be…