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Paris Hilton pitches new show, networks call foul-ball
[HMG] – While Heidi Montag and her hamster-haired husband, Spencer Pratt may think they’re the media’s darlings, she who created the job of paparazzi pinata, Paris Hilton may finally be losing her skills
Since her last televisual ego-trip, ‘The Simple Life’ was killed by bad ratings in 2007 the 29-year old heir-head has been a constant presence in the media — despite doing nothing.
But now the well of cash she earned for five seasons of undeserved pain has run dry, insiders say Paris is desperately trying to con persuade a network to produce a new show, following her engagement and wedding to this week’s love-of-her-life, her current boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt
But the networks won’t bite.
“She’s been on TV since 2003, when ‘The Simple Life’ debuted, and the public may be saturated with Paris,” one rather kind source told the Post.
Not surprisingly, a spokeswoman for Paris had no comment to make.
Personally, I think this is both glorious news, and long-delayed justice. This tiresome troll is so self-absorbed and devoid of a clue, she thought she could just snap her well-manicured fingers and win a new show.
And the network suits put her dreams on the curb.
I want to have their children…






You are a mean spirited person. She has evolved into an amazing person and it sucks for you that you are to judgemental to even attempt to see it. I’ll let you get back to picking your nose and jacking off.
Hey Blondie, so what have you been doing with your life to make the lives of others a bit easier or more meaningful lately? And this is how you want to be remembered is that right…….a bit of a slut, sleeps with anything that moves, spends $$$$ because it has no end, and from the looks of things, thinks of no one but herself. How shallow and how sad. I know being a socialite is something someone has to do, but how empty it seems to be. You have enough money to make a huge difference in the lives of so many others, what are you doing about it? Nothing? Shame on you young lady, why not? Certainly you know you have no talent whatsoever to be serious about acting or ……oh I don’t know, what else is left? Too bad your mind set is so narrow, you sure do have the ways and ability to expand your knowledge and therefore present yourself as a wonderful example to others. Now THAT would be a legacy to be proud of. What do you think?
Paris Hilton
some people just dont know when enough is enough. Love her.. but seriously
shes getting so old. no one wants to see an old lady plastered all over the weekly rags & tv when she has no reason to be there!