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Paris Hilton pitches new show, networks call foul-ball

Published on March 22, 2010 at 2:28 PM

Paris Hilton[HMG] – While Heidi Montag and her hamster-haired husband, Spencer Pratt may think they’re the media’s darlings, she who created the job of paparazzi pinata, Paris Hilton may finally be losing her skills

Since her last televisual ego-trip, ‘The Simple Life’ was killed by bad ratings in 2007 the 29-year old heir-head has been a constant presence in the media — despite doing nothing.

But now the well of cash she earned for five seasons of undeserved pain has run dry, insiders say Paris is desperately trying to con persuade a network to produce a new show, following her engagement and wedding to this week’s love-of-her-life, her current boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt

But the networks won’t bite.

“She’s been on TV since 2003, when ‘The Simple Life’ debuted, and the public may be saturated with Paris,” one rather kind source told the Post.

Not surprisingly, a spokeswoman for Paris had no comment to make.

Personally, I think this is both glorious news, and long-delayed justice. This tiresome troll is so self-absorbed and devoid of a clue, she thought she could just snap her well-manicured fingers and win a new show.

And the network suits put her dreams on the curb.

I want to have their children…

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