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Howard Stern’s Beauty Pageant for All Tiger Woods’ Mistresses Moving Forward
(HMG) – Ready to use his keen eye for talent, Howard Stern has organized a beauty pageant of sorts. The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, to be held on March 10, will so far feature 4 of the 13 ladies identified in the press as having affairs with the golf star.
Stern is using the classic beauty pageant categories such as “Swimsuit,” “Personality,” and “Talent,” to judge the talent, with a $100,000 prize supplied by a ‘discreet dating service’ called AshleyMadison.com.
The shock jock first brought up the idea of a beauty pageant for Tiger Woods’ 13 identified mistresses in December 2009, but said he would only go forward with it, if he got 3 or more contestants. The four contestants haven’t been named but we know that mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel isn’t one of them. According to TMZ. she would be quite game to compete in the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant, but can’t because of her settlement with the golfer. A workaround plan, however, is now in play, with one of Rachel’s friends approaching Howard’s people, proposing that a cardboard version of Rachel in various states of dress could compete against the other living, breathing contestants.
Howard, who seems pretty determined to humiliate Tiger, reportedly offered a judging spot to Elin Nordegren, the golfer’s estranged wife and the mother of his two young children for the pageant.
This could have been much much more of a disaster. Though Tiger did a stupid thing, he was not stupid about how he handled it. The only reason Tiger hasn’t suffered as much as he could of is because he employed a tactic, which worked out for him.
How low can anyone go. It seems that everyone wants a little piece of Tiger’s pie and now it is Howard Stern!!! The media should stop using Tiger Woods and his family for high ratings and sales.Tiger apologized to everyone and accepted that what he did was very wrong. Tiger confirmed he needs help and that he is receiving rehab to address his issues. Tiger said he wants to regain balance in his life to save the two things that are most important to him, his wife and his children. Tiger is trying to put his life back together and he has a right to do so. It is time for the media to back off and let Tiger and his family move on with their life!!!