Tila Tequila now pregnant again – plotting marriage to alleged baby’s dad

[HMG] – We’ve mentioned before how calling Tila Tequila a reality star is like saying ‘military intelligence’, ‘airline food’ and ‘Microsoft Works’ — the words  just don’t gel as a concept. But one talent she does have is an imagination more vivid than Hans Christian Anderson.

For those so medicated they can care about this, first Tila volunteered to be a surrogate mommy, then she got knocked up by a rapper, then came that ‘fall from a chair’ which ‘dented’ her head, on the heels of which followed the snooze-making drama of a possible miscarriage.

And finally we shared in her world-shaking plan to adopt half the population of Russia.

Well, today she’s getting married to her baby’s real daddy…You can’t fault her memory, huh??

Over the weekend the acerbic dwarf tweeted thus [We've corrected her fetish for CAPS LOCK and 2nd-grade spelling]:

“Yes, I’m still pregnant! Yes, I have decided to marry the father of my child! Yes, I am still trying to adopt a baby from Russia! There!”

And you’ll be heartened to know she plans to drag out this ‘Russian adoption’ delusion for at least a year. Radar also says when she and…well, whoever’s photo gets hit by the dart and thus named as the Daddy get married, they’ll be getting tattoos so they’ll look equally dumb.

This latest burst of tweeting tourets also brought bad news for you good folks in Texas — Tila plans to move there before unleashing her spawn…And you thought flies and tarantulas were all the vermin you had to endure.

But next came an even more than usually desperate effort to gain press attention -  Tila now claims to have been beaten up;

“Since when was it okay to beat up a pregnant woman? I got beaten up recently, kept my dignity and God set me free. I’m a lucky woman.”

Woman? I don’t think this word means what she thinks it means.

So, who wants to bet all this is forgotten and we get a whole, new delusion by the end of the week?…