Tiger Woods was my lover, claims porn-star Joslyn James

[HMG] – Sorry to rain on your day, boys and girls but Tiger Woods has a new friend; Former porn actress, Joslyn James has now said she dated Tiger for over a year.

Born Veronica Siwik-Daniels 39-years ago in Las Vegas, the lady who starred as ‘Joslyn James’ in more than twenty porn films offered proof in the form of text messages, sent by Tiger during their [alleged] year-long affair.

Ms. James says she kept silent until now, but was ‘forced’ to come clean after some bright spark produced sets of joke golf-balls, sporting the faces of all Tiger’s ladies.

Joslyn says she’s concerned they might promote violence against women, and that’s not allowed. Shameless, attention-whoring gold-digging, yes…but not that.

“I’ve come forward today because I feel it’s wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it. Golfers hit them with a lot of force,” she whinged. “As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think someone would be hitting a ball with my photo on it.”

So if no-one knew she and Tiger were lovers until she confessed….how come she’s on the balls?

Her true motives for claiming her prize as Tiger’s 20th friend might be seen in the fact that Gloria Allred was at her side during yesterday’s conference. There, Ms. James revealed a few of the texts she received, including one which reads:

“Baby, I’m not going anywhere…You please me like no other has or ever will. I am not losing that.”

But the lady’s not done; “I was in love with Tiger, and I believed he loved me too. I don’t think that Tiger would want my picture on a golf ball and I know I don’t.” Ms. James then explained to Radar and other weary reporters.

With her alleged texts all safely stored until the right price emerges, Joslyn now joins cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who also says she has hot texts from Tiger, and fellow Allred associate, Rachel Uchitel – who claims to have enough texts for a book…Which she may well have considered by now.

This makes number 20. If the count reaches two-dozen I may have to just open a vein…