Tila Tequila planning Haiti adoption, names Game as father

[HMG] – As if yet another [alleged] pregnancy was not hype enough, Olympic-grade narcissist Tila Tequila now claims she’s going to adopt half of Haiti as well.

This latest campaign of misinformation and relentless promotion appeared on her Twitter feed last weekend. In a ego-fueled torrent of badly-spelled tweets she rambled thus:

“I will adop 2 children from Haiti…I’m going to try to do that ASAP! Those poor babies. Mommy is coming to rescue u, my Angels! xoxox.”

Meanwhile, back here on Earth, the government of Haiti has now banned all adoptions that were not in progress before the quake hit. So this latest PR plot is simply impossible.

Sadly, this is a word Tila does not comprehend – It’s not short enough. So the pretense continued;

“I am going to have 2 biological babies of my own, then adopt 3 other babies who need a home! Tila for President!!” she tweeted at her highly-medicated admirers.

And of course, no week could be complete without a self-driven ‘scandal’ to keep her name in the press. This time it’s allegations that 30-year old rapper, Jayceon Terrell Taylor [better known as 'Game'] is responsible for her [alleged] condition. He strongly denied it in a video interview, but Tila pressed on with her circus.

“You know everything you said in that video is a lie,” she told him via Radar. “Just wait nine months for my paternity test. Nine months from now it’s test day! Now that doesn’t lie, unlike you, sir.”

Let’s pretend for a moment that anyone cares, but didn’t she just recently claim the [alleged] child is her brother’s and she’s acting as surrogate??

You’d think someone this fond of fables would write down the ‘facts’ and thus keep her claims straight?…