Octomom, Nadya Suleman flaunts hot new bod

[HMG] – In a new example of fame-stretching bravado that outshines even her, the Octomom, Nadya Suleman has now bared [almost] all in a questionable photoshoot for that icon of truthful reporting, The Star.

Starring in a bikini-clad cover shot that suggests more digital twiddling than you’d see in Avatar, the 34-year old mother of 14…yes, you read that right…says she’s completely rebooted her figure – just one year after becoming the first woman to deliver eight healthy kids in one load.

In a drooling, eight-page homage to the multiplex-mommy, the Star then breathlessly relates how Nadya has slimmed from 270 to just 120lbs — All by herself…No surgeons involved.

“No way!” she exclaims. “I would feel like I cheated. I wanted to prove to myself I can do it naturally.”

After a statement like that she might need to shrink her nose quite a bit…But she’s not done;

“My friends call me ‘Rubber Band’ because I always snapped back so quick after my other kids.”

The sycophantic scribes then inflict a multi-page indulgence upon us, showing Nadya and her eight shiny rug-rats [six boys and two girls who turn 1-year old on Jan 26,] cavorting in the surf on a California beach.

She also discusses her personal life [like we want to know?] plus the diet and exercise plan that achieved her new shape.

Why do I get the awful feeling Tupperware was involved?…