Britney Spears’ manager snags Jersey Shore’s Pauly D

[HMG] – The man on whom the blame can rightly be placed for inflicting not only Britney Spears, but Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake and the Backstreet Boys on the world now wants to cause us more pain: He’s signed Jersey Shore’s Pauly D.

Credited with [or blamed for?] discovering her, Larry’s media-management skills made a shy, gawky teenager into Britney Spears back in 1998. Now the Post says the Bronx-born master of mass manipulation is planning to work the same magic on the buffed-up Pauly D.

And it looks like he picked the right target – The 28-year old Rode Island-born DJ, who has been spinning records since he was only sixteen is already cashing in on his MTV-hype driven fame, demanding $7,000+ for one night at a club.

Neither Pauly’s Facebook, nor Larry’s make any mention of what their joint plans might be, but if Larry continues the same level of ceaseless, brainless promotional hype MTV uses you can expect Pauly to be on your TV more often than dust!

And the pain’s coming soon…