Lady Gaga plans Susan Boyle duet

[HMG] – Despite a somewhat unfair reputation for being introverted and stuffy, even the Brits can have their wild moments. And if Lady Gaga’s plans for next month’s Brit Awards come to pass, it could be one fine example:

She wants a duet with their overnight star, Susan Boyle.

The 23-year old New York-born diva is reportedly so obsessed with this odd Scottish songbird, she wants them to perform a duet at the show.

“Lady GaGa is being lined up to headline the show. And she could be up for three awards, so she’s planning a killer performance, ” a source tells Ok. “But when she heard Susan was also in talks, Lady G made it her mission for them to perform together. “

Last year’s Brit Awards saw Gaga singing with ‘Lifetime Achievement’ winners, The Pet Shop Boys — while dressed as a teapot. So who knows what she’s got planned for this gig??

“Gaga likes to shock,” says the snitch. “And she knows a performance with Susan would be a huge international story. Not only that, but she genuinely loves her. Like the rest of the world she thinks Sue’s story’s amazing.”

Apparently not ‘amazing’ enough to resist putting her own shallow self-interest before true admiration.

JLS, Paolo Nutini and Robbie Williams are also set to perform, so this could be a real hoedown!

But if they really do this what are we all meant to call this odd pairing? — Lady Susan,..Gaga-Boyle,…Susan Gaga ..or maybe ‘SuGa’….??

The floor is now open for votes…