Crazy Playboy Hoe Convicted Of Assault

(HMG) – Louise Glover, the UK-born ball of crazy that has posed for Playboy, Maxim, FHM, and a number of other sources, has been convicted of assult after breaking a DJ’s nose and slamming her head in a toilet.

Glover apparently took two ‘friends’, including Maxine Hardcastle, into a bathroom cubicle during a night out in Brighton, at the Oceana club earlier this month.

While in there, she got angry, accusing both women of ‘looking at her husband’, and saying that she wanted them to keep their eyes off because she knew what ‘Essex girls were like’.

If that wasn’t psychotic enough, Glover than spilled a drink on one of the friends, who left the cubicle, and as soon as she was gone she attacked Hardcastle, breaking her nose.

Once she had been hit, she grabbed the woman by the hair and repeatedly slammed her head into the side of a toilet, and tried to drown her in the bowl.

Classy and rational!

She was convicted of assault, but here is the best part: when she heard the verdict the bitch fainted. Evidently, it is a huge shock for someone with boobs like hers to face jail time!

She will be returning to court for sentencing in February. Ten bucks says her head explodes when she is told she will be going to jail.

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