Bitch lied again – Tila Tequila admits ‘not pregnant yet’

(HMG) – There’s a big difference to  “I am pregnant” and “I am planning or going to get pregnant” for most.  But when your an attention seeking ho, like Tila Tequlia drama and exaggeration are a way of life.  And I don’t really care what the little trainwreck does so much, but when it involves the life of a child that scares me. This week she proudly proclaimed on her Twitter page revealing that she would be standing in as a surrogate mom for her brother and sister-in law.

“Im pregnant!!!!” and “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!!” Tila Tweeted Sunday.

Despite the Tweet, Tila now professes she “innocently” misspoke she’s not pregnant yet, as in she’s almost pregnant.

“I’m about to be,” Tila tells Life & Style:  “When I tweeted that, I figured there’s not enough space in the 140 characters. [I meant] I’m going to give him a Christmas present that’s going to change his life.”

“I don’t have time to take care of a real baby of my own — not yet however — I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process but without having to actually have the baby as mine, my own to take care of.”

First of all I think her brother is making a big mistake if he really is considering trusting Tila to carry his wife and his child.  Secondly, this isn’t the first time Tila has lied to her fans so who know if there is any truth to any of this. In June, she announced her pregnancy in another Twitter post that read: “[R]eason why I’ve been feeling sick on and off lately is because, yes, I am pregnant!” But Tila quickly deleted it and took back her news.

The part where she says “I don’t have time to take care of a real baby of my own” is interesting.  Because since announcing that baby-powder heiress and fellow trainwreck Casey Johnson was her “fiancée,” the two have flown to New York trying to reclaim Casey’s daughter, Ava, from the custody of her mother, Sale Johnson, and bring the toddler back to LA.

Casey adopted the girl from Kazakhstan two years ago over the objections of her aunt, Libet Johnson, who built an orphanage in Cambodia. But Sale took custody earlier this year out of concern for little Ava’s safety.

Casey’s home “was like Grey Gardens,” according to a page six source. “There are dirty dishes everywhere and rotting food. There is graffiti on the walls. The pool looks like a swamp. She can’t pay her bills, so the electricity was cut off. She can’t put gas in her car. She’s been keeping her Porsche in the garage because she’s afraid it will be repossessed.”

Anyway Tila and Casey are like two peas in a pod and literally deserve each other, but the idea of either breeding or together raising children is just too frightening.