Tila Tequila claims to be pregnant for noble cause

[HMG] Having miserably failed to get her ex-boyfriend arrested for an ‘attack’ the police quickly dismissed, then starting rumors on Twitter about being pregnant so she could deny them on MySpace and grab twice the press, Tila Tequila is now claiming she’s pregnant…again.

The 28-year old former reality actress and publicity troll now claims she’s carrying a child for her brother and sister-in-law;

“BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!” she tweeted yesterday, “I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife! That is my Xmas present to them! I’m pregnant!!!!”

Fond of shouting, isn’t she?

But this latest, lamentable bid for attention did not end with just that. Oh dear me, no. There was more full-volume tweeting to suffer; [We've removed the ALL CAPS from the Huff Post's report as we don't think you're as stupid as she does, but the exclamations are hers.]

“I love my brother! Can u guess what i am going to give him for Christmas?? This will change his life & mine forever!!!!! It’s huge!…Guess!!” she tweeted later.

There followed the ‘big announcement’ about being pregnant…again.

And this is not even the first time she’s played this sad game; Back in June she used her MySpace blog to ‘clear up’ pregnancy rumors — which she started herself via Twitter.

“Maybe I was pregnant, or maybe I wasn’t pregnant,” she wrote. “I think that is something very personal but I’m going to clear that up now and say that I am not currently pregnant. So there you go! Let’s move on!”

Oh, how we all wish she would.

But the chances she might spare the world further pain and dissolve into the bottomless void that already consumed her ‘career’ diminished last week when this tiresome troll announced her ‘engagement’ to Casey Johnson, the heiress to the ‘Johnson & Johnson’ fortune, who herself is now out on bail and facing burglary charges for allegedly stealing dozens of items of clothing and jewelry from Jasmine Leonard – a model who tried to help her reform.

After faking affection on the red carpet to gain press attention at the ‘Stars and Straps’ Ball in LA on December 9th, Tequila went on her channel on Ustream, clad only in trailer-trash lingerie, and announced their ‘big news’

“Tonight, my beautiful girlfriend has asked me to marry her, and check out this rock,” she gushed. She then dangled a comically large and almost certainly fake solitaire in front of the camera, “That’s a 17-carat diamond ring from my baby,” she claimed.

Seventeen carats? That’s almost twice her IQ!

If you think it’s a stunt, you’re by no means alone. We’ll let you know when she pulls the next one…