Sean “Diddy” Combs Talks Too Much

Puffy is hiiiiigh, how can anyone not notice that this man spends his days blazing, and that’s why he can’t ever seem to slow down and shut up? When asked about his thing with J-Lo, Diddy said he’ll always cherish her because er.. she’s exactly like him. Conceited much? He also claims to have had an affair with a young actress, but the woman goes unnamed. Um, excuse me, can the real Diddy-Ho please stand up? He also claimed he’d been trying to lose his virginity since he was 7 years old. Eww…

Anyway, moving on, he continues in the Playboy interview, on such topics as his disappointment in Michael Jackson’s disinterest in him, being a drug dealer for about two days, growing up in Harlem, and so on. From PopEater:

“On a more recent celebrity fling: “There was a young lady who’s an actress. She’s famous. I liked her, so I was willing to do whatever I had to do… We started spending time together, but we were prisoners of our celebrity. She took me out to dinner after we got to know each other and hit me with a line that was straight out of the movies. She said, ‘You know this will never work, right?’ I knew she was right…This was going to shake up the world. It would have been a Puff and J. Lo situation, part two.”

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On meeting Michael Jackson: “He was acting as if he was from the hood. Then he whispered in my ear, ‘Where’s Beyonce at? I’m trying to meet her.’ So I introduced her to Mike. I thought he was coming to meet me but he was focused on Beyonce.”

On growing up in Harlem: “Growing up in my neighborhood you didn’t want to be a basketball player or a rapper. You wanted to be a drug dealer — that was a great job to have. It’s a ridiculous, stupid, ignorant way to think, but that’s the way we were programmed.”"

We love Diddy, really, –or at least, I do, but god, cut back on the weed, please. You say too much stupid sh*t Diddy, and someone needs to smack the back of your head to keep you from running your mouth.