Kourtney Kardashian’s baby now has two dads?

[HMG] – As we reported on Monday, Kourtney Kardashian has given birth to a son. Well, the first diapers are barely stuck to the pail and Miss Kourtney may soon be getting a visit from Child Protective Services.

While Kourtney is engaged to Scott Disick – who you’d therefore think was the father – a 23-year-old model and wannabe rapper named Michael Girgenti is now claiming he is the actual daddy.

Girgenti, who uses the stage name ‘Premo Stallone’ is known to be a close friend of the Kardashian crew, and an insider is saying there may be some truth in his claims;

“Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were split up. He’s definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby.” they agreed.

A rep for Ms. Kardashian is now fervently claiming that Scott is the dad, but when Star reporters asked Mr. Girgenti whether he truly might be the father, the reply was as revealing as it was bereft of IQ;

“You could say that, yeah!”

Why, thank you. And we could also say this entire, so-called ‘story’ is the most laughably contrived piece of attention-seeking, press-hogging, fame-whoring BS to be issued by this risible group of lip-flapping cretins since…well, their last one.

Let’s move onto a story that does not bruise your mind….