Tiger Woods: Another mistress checks in, another sponsor drops out

(HMG) – That’s right, now that the horse is dead, has been beaten and turned into glue I am going to drag the container around on a leash for a while and occasionally hit it with rocks.

A guy no one cares about has spoken out about a hoe no one cares about that used to be his girlfriend, and apparently slept with Tiger, just like what appears to be around 40% of the global female population.

According to Brian Kimbrough, he was dating a woman named Julie Postle, and blames Tiger for it ending.

“She said she wasn’t pursuing it but [that] she couldn’t stop [Woods] from calling. She’d tell me he’d call, invite her out to dinner, invite her to play golf, invite over to his house. She said she wasn’t going, but now that I look back, I’m sure she was . . . And when she called me for the phone records, she admitted it,” he was quoted by The New York Post.

He claims that Wood’s number would come up as ‘Mr Brightside’, and that he would call all the time.

Postle is calling anyone who ever got a call from Tiger for her, in order to prove that they did the nasty, so the classy girl can get paid.

She has also said that Tiger didn’t love his wife:

“She said Tiger told her that his marriage was for publicity. She said it was for his image, and the tabloids and wasn’t real.”

I don’t think Elin is going to like reading that.

In other ‘How Woods Screwed Himself” news, Accenture released a press release on their website last night that announced they were dropping Tiger as their sponsor.

“For the past six years, Accenture and Tiger Woods have had a very successful sponsorship arrangement and his achievements on the golf course have been a powerful metaphor for business success in Accenture’s advertising. However, given the circumstances of the last two weeks, after careful consideration and analysis, the company has determined that he is no longer the right representative for its advertising. Accenture said that it wishes only the best for Tiger Woods and his family.”

Don’t worry, Tiger. I am sure there will be plenty of jobs for you in Sweden. I am sure there will also be new mistresses to ruin your life with.