Bitch says she’s engaged!!
(HMG) – What your looking at here is not some momentary lust don’t you know, but true love that will last forever. Well at least that’s what Tila Tampon Tequila thinks or thought during one of her manic USTREAM video rants. Tila wanted all her viewers to know first hand that she is getting married to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.
The always classy MTV reality TV vixen then flashed a ring (on the right), which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar! Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.”
Well best to get the honeymoon in now honey, because they haven’t even started planning the wedding yet and by then whatever they are on might wear off. But Tila thinks it’s all good, “We’re what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids.”
Well they probably don’t know each other yet except in the biblical sense, but they both have Courtenay Semel in common. Tila and Courtenay were on and off lovers for a while. And Casey was allegedly viciously beaten up by ex-girlfriend Courtenay who also supposedly set fire to her hair. You might think that would be a deal killer but they actually got back together after that.
