Khloe Kardashian’s kid brother bags a porn star

[HMG] – Just in case you thought the fame-whoring antics of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian’s family could not get more crazy, here’s a short story that will sink all your dreams.

TMZ is reporting that 22-year old Rob is now creasing the sheets with none other than porn star, Lisa Ann, best known for her eery resemblance to an ex-politician, which scored her the lead role in the recent clothes-optional hardcore epic, ‘Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.’

Having only recently broken the emotional bonding he shared with ‘Cheetah Girls’ singer, Adrienne Bailon back in March, Rob is said to have met Lisa at his local gym while getting fit for sister Khloe’s wedding early this month, and it was clearly lust at first take sight.

“Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a sexual relationship that’s simple and carefree,” Lisa told the hacks. “He brings out the Cougar in me and I just like to teach him things.” she explains.

And if you can get that charming image to vacate your head, you’re doing so much better than us!…