Kevin Federline Still Doesn’t Know About Condoms, Apparently
Posted on November 5th, 2009 by olivia
Kevin Federline, aka The Human Sperm Machine, has allegedly knocked up another woman with what is his fifth child.
The first two were with Shar Jackson, and the other two were with Britney Spears. All are under the age of eight. Apparently, he is far from done, and we can now perhaps add Victoria Prince to the list.
She and Kevin already had a pregnancy scare earlier this year, but it would seem it would take a power drill, a couple of chisels, and a high-pressure air hose to inject a lick of sense into either of them, as it taught them nothing about being careful.
A source told the National Enquirer:
“The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.”
Well, Kevin, the rest of the world isn’t that happy either. Of all of the men on Earth to be gifted with super sperm, why couldn’t it have been with someone who had talent. Or a wardrobe that didn’t contain greasy hats, wife beaters, and ripped jeans?
But seriously, folks, we here at Hot Momma wish you crazy kids the best.
Vicky, he will have dumped you before the third trimester.
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