Paris Hilton goes AWOL, gets lawsuit

Let’s see – it’s Tuesday, so it must be time for another stunt from Ms. Hilton. And true to her form, she does not disappoint…

The Star is reporting that Paris has now caused herself some new legal problems, this time in Germany where the 28-year old former heiress was booked to appear at two parties in Frankfurt on Friday and Saturday.

But for reasons I am sure will be teased out for weeks, the socialite refused to leave her hotel – thus stranding dozens of high-roller guests with no ‘star.’

The next day – miraculously cured of this sudden affliction – she flew off to Italy to be a Judge in a pageant.

“Paris Hilton has dishonored all her appointments and contracts – a dinner with 18 high-ranking guests, an appearance at the bar, and an autograph session,” Michael Marx, the organizer of one gig told reporters. “We are incredibly disappointed.”

Spies are saying that Paris blew off the party on Friday after a row with her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. And it’s being suggested she was ordered not to attend the event as it was planned at an R-rated club – complete with naked table-top dancers.

Bosses of the firm who hired Paris for the gigs are now seeking legal means against both her and her vast entourage to redress her behavior and recover their fees.

As you might guess, Paris herselt is not talking at all. And nor are her people. But you can bet your last dime we’ll hear more of this tale…