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Jude Law’s baby-momma in new PR ploy

Published on August 7, 2009 at 3:06 PM

The ongoing case of Jude Law and his new baby-momma is getting bizarre.

Not content with the saturation coverage her announcement of impending motherhood at the hands [?] of the actor scored her in the press, Samantha Burke, 24, has now sent a whole gallery of low-rent pictures to TMZ in a laughable effort to extend her fame [and thus boost her price.]

The cheesy new gallery features Samantha in an off-the-rack range of lingerie and bikinis, and serves as a journal on the growth of her cash-cow fetus.

For years before Jude got entangled, Sam had boasted to girlfriends how she’d tried the same ploy with Jeremy Piven, runway star Tyson Beckford, and Stewart Bradley from the Philadelphia Eagles. And her friends tell reporters there were quite a few more.

But those goldmines were dry. And then she met Jude.

Since she scored some cheap fame by playing the ‘victim,’ Sam’s been turned down for follow-up interviews by every supermarket tabloid you can name, and her self-serving adverts on Craigslist keep getting blocked by the owners…What else is a fame-whore to do??

This time last year she was dishing up chicken at a Hooters in Florida. If all goes to plan, by next Summer she’ll be lounging poolside in Beverly Hills. And all it required was one tampered-with Trojan.

But when her 15-minutes is up…what happens then?

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