Kevin Federline scores $2.5m to get thin

With Britney Spears now seemingly ready to move on to new shores, her ex-husband, Kevin Federline has also apparently been making some plans;

K-Fed’s new physique rather shocked some reporters when he rolled up at the ‘Celebrity Skins Classic’ last month, but the 31-year old former dancer — who’s also in talks to film a show about weight loss – has just landed a deal to promote some new pills that help people…with weight loss.

The makers of a new range of diet pills, due to be sold in GNC stores, have now offered Kevin $2.5-million to become the worldwide face for the range, “We are trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet,” a rep for the drugmaker told Radar.

This follows the news which broke late last week that Kevin is now under the guidance of celebrity fitness consultant, Chris Cormier, who has put Fat-erline on a high-protein diet so he can lose 45-pounds before starting work on the upcoming reality show.

So, Kevin’s hired an expert in fitness to help him lose weight, so he’ll be in better condition to make a new show…that’s all about him losing weight.

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