Lindsay Lohan nixes chance to save her career

Despite a career in a coma, it’s been discovered that Lindsay Lohan dropped the ball when offered a role that could have at least briefly stalled her upcoming oblivion.

Sources at US say the former actress turned down a role in one of this Summer’s most in-demand movies, ‘The Hangover,’ because – so she claimed – the script ‘had no potential.’

Starring Jennifer Aniston’s ‘friend,’ Bradley Cooper, the movie concerns three groomsmen who get so wasted during a drinking tour of Las Vegas, they have to retrace their steps to try and remember where they misplaced their groom.

After endless pleas from her desperate agent, the director, Todd Phillips offered Lohan a role as a stripper, but she turned it down flat. So Phillips cast Heather Graham instead, whose career is thus getting the boost Lohan’s needs.

Since this latest failure, Lohan’s people have all gone into hiding, so we wish Heather good news from the role she deserves.