Paris Hilton dumps Doug…Or did she?

Well, it’s Friday, so it must be time for another petulant outburst from Paris. And true to her form, the lady’s obliged.

As we were made painfully aware by the less scrupulous media, the 28-year old ‘performer’ severed all ties with her latest companion, Doug Reinhardt, on Tuesday because she believed he was looking elsewhere.

Well, the details of the scene are now slowly emerging, and they add untold depths to her rare self-absorption…

It seems her tantrum occurred at LA’s swanky nightspot, ‘Darkroom,’ located on Melrose. Doug and his friend, Brody Jenner, were enjoying the scene when beauty queen, Kendhal Beal [a part-time girlfriend of Brody's,] showed up, and they chatted – with Doug in the mix. Amiable, harmless and all above board.

Then the heir-head showed up.

Seeing the media potential of this innocent scene, Paris threw a huge hissy-fit – and anything else she could find, “Paris was picking up ice and fruit and throwing it at Kendhal — she was the victim. Kendhal did nothing offensive. Paris was throwing accusations and calling her names. It was the same thing you always hear about her and her tirades.” Kendhal’s rep told Page Six.

When the scene was complete and attention assured, Paris left in a blaze of self-serving pique, and was so deeply upset by Doug’s unjust disposal it took her almost a day to locate a new stooge.

Once the sun had descended and she could safely emerge, the petulant princess began her next act. She and sister, Nicky, met at Hollywood Boulevard’s ‘My House,’ and soccer star, Cristiano Ronaldo, was conveniently on hand to schmooze. Reporters – who strangely got word of this unplanned encounter – snapped pics of them spooning, with Paris’ skirt so high up it was almost a belt! The three later left for locations unknown.

Since her latest fiasco, Ms. Hilton’s people have run damage control on all available valves; “The events of this night are being greatly exaggerated.” says their latest snow-job. “Paris and Doug had an argument but no-one else was involved.” the communique reads…So it seems she’s not alone in being unable to count?

Mr. Reinhardt’s associates, meanwhile, made this telling response; “Doug refuses to take part in this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.”

That closing sentence is malevolent gold.

FYI: ‘Darkroom’ is owned by the celebrity-loving promotional team, ‘The Alliance,’ who are experts at forging just this kind of ‘news.’  If you wonder how Paris got word Doug was there and the press were so helpfully on hand to report, that’s where you might want to start.

Stop Press: Since this story broke, the TMZ crew are reporting that Paris crawled back to Doug and begged to undo their split. She was spied at his house at around 4am, banging her fists on the door and pleading to enter. Doug soon relented…and she’s yet to emerge. For news of what followed, we’d need Doug’s Posture-Pedic.