Heidi Montag to drop silk for Playboy

In what may be the clearest evidence yet that, while the lady enjoys thumping the bible she is too bewildered by all the long words to actually read it, Heidi Montag is now booked to do Playboy.

According to a rep for the mag the shoot will leave some secrets un-shown, “There is nudity, but it’s tasteful — she had a lot of fun with it,” the source told folks at People.

So it seems the 23-year old actress, who confessed in 2007 to getting some help to grow from 32A to a 32C, will finally be able to display her best sides. The shoot is not done yet and she may well back out, but at least she’s aware her 15-minutes are done.

Let’s get this straight – She’s got bottle-blond hair and salad-bowl boobs…Is there one part of this lady that was factory-made??

Oh, yeah…you’re right. Never mind.