Paris Hilton rebounds from breakup with Cristiano Ronaldo hookup

Socialite and renowned party tramp Paris Hilton didn’t waste much time after breaking up with her boyfriend of nearly six months, reality TV hanger-on Doug Reinhard. The hotel heiress was rumored to have dumped Reinhard over fears he was simply using her for her fame.  Well heck why else would he go out with her?

Hilton found an ideal temporary playmate in soccer hunk Cristiano Ronaldo, who doesn’t need the heiresses money or fame, since he has boat loads of both. But he always seems up for a good time and an easy lay. Ronaldo celebrated his record £80million signing from Manchester United to Real Madrid by spending the night out partying with newly single Paris.

The unlikely couple hooked up at Los Angeles nightclub My House last night according to X17, and then separately drove over to sister Nicky Hilton’s house.

Ronaldo reportedly arrived in a taxi at 3am and emerged at 5am just before daybreak today to be spirited away in an SUV. Hopefully he used a condom!