Spencer and Heidi Pratt totally suck but fail to eat kangaroo penis

I am not a big “Hills” fan so I watched the first episode of NBC show “I’m A Celebrity Get me Out Of Here,” because I like Survivor and I wanted to see Heidi and Spencer Pratt in action.  Heidi and Spencer were all I imagined and more to my real disappointment. The depth of Heidi’s shallowness was about what I expected.  Heck she’s a dumbed down version of Jessica Simpson. Before she realized being outdoors means you can’t get a manicure and a facial on command, Heidi even told PEOPLE that she wanted to prove how tough she was, and was even willing to “eat kangaroo penis” if need be. Insert your own one liner here. And Spencer was better as in worse then advertised.  More self deluded, spoiled, selfish example of Reality TV trash then I thought possible.  He manged to pretty much piss-off all his fellow contestants and seemed determined to pick a fight, but only with the  woman on the show. I would say the guy is not equipped to survive in real life but who knows about Hollywood life?

The pair not surprisingly walked off the show because the jungle conditions were just way too harsh for them. The DailyFill reports that Daniel Baldwin is secretly already in Costa Rica to fill in, which could be an unpleasant surprise for brother Stephen.  The other replacement will be a woman and apparently on short notice NBC is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.  A source tells the site that it will be Heidi’s sister, Holly Montag.