Paris Hilton the focus of eviction campaign

Word is coming in that Paris Hilton’s neighbors are so sick of their new neighbor, her parties and antics, they’re willing to do almost anything to make the pain stop…

The couple have lived in the exclusive [and uber-expensive!] part of the Hollywood Hills for less than two weeks and Police have already been summoned twice to deal with the fall-out. They were called in on Monday to damp down a party that, according to neighbors, sounded more like a riot. Then on Friday the local PD was called in again when their tormented neighbors complained of shouting and screaming by the high-profile pair.

And it gets worse – After Monday’s attendance, several upscale cars owned by these neighbors were keyed and spattered with egg in clear retaliation for calling the cops. Paris was interviewed by the Police about this, but no charges were filed and she walked away free.

Now, one desperate victim of their pubescent antics has offered the couple’s landlord $27,000 a month — that’s $5,000 more than the fair market rent – if he will evict them, so the neighbors can sleep.

Paris and Doug, of course, are taking no blame, TMZ says Doug’s excuse is that the neighbors are jealous because of their fame; “This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures.” he whined.

Another public figure is Oprah. In 2007, she donated $263-million to help other people. Let’s see them act like her for a while!