Lindsay Lohan’s home not burglarized – just a mess

At around 3pm PT yesterday a burglar alarm was tripped at the home of Lindsay Lohan. Officers responded and found what looked like clear signs of a break-in. There were pry marks around the back door and the security seal on a window had also been damaged. But worse was to come when the cops got inside — every room in the place was a mess!

The chaos was so extensive, these well-seasoned officers were compelled to ask a housekeeper, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?” LAPD Officer Karen Rayner told the Huffington Post. Lindsay, 21, was not home at the time.

Further inspection proved nothing was missing, and the PD determined that Lindsay’s simply a slob. They’re now conducting an inquiry and will make an announcement if they decide any action is needed.