Lindsay Lohan allegedly pregnant

After countless breakups and truces with girlfriend Samantha, it seems that Miss Lindsay has a new skill to learn — Hiding stretch marks.

LL is said to have slept with a number of men since the final departure of the atonal tribble, and now that indulgence has come home to roost. The 22-year old actress is apparently seven-weeks pregnant.

“I swear she’s carrying,” a source told the Spy. “She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that’s booked in the next few days.”

And that’s not the end. Our well-placed informant has even worse news, “The saddest part is, she has no idea who the father is.  She must have slept with over two dozen men in the past couple of months.”

Watch this space, kids. If this story is true, life’s about to get really fun…Just not for Lindsay.