Paris Hilton groped in new nightclub brawl

Stop me if this seems too Deja Vu, but for the second time in almost exactly a month, Paris and her rather tactile boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, have been at the center of a big nightclub brawl.

The pair were cruising the dance floor at Club H.wood in Los Angeles at about 1am when a fellow club dancer, unknown by the pair, walked right up to Paris and made a grab for the boobage. Doug eagerly pushed the guy back, and that’s when the fun really started. Radar’s review says the fondler’s friend threw a beer bottle at Doug, but as he’d emptied it first he missed by a mile! The club owner then put that guy in a headlock, while Doug applied some temple massage — with both fists.

And while all that was occurring, someone pushed Paris, who fell to the floor and soon drew a crowd. They all gathered around her to spare her from harm, and she regained her feet just in time to see Doug and the bottle bandit – still in the head-lock – working their differences out on the floor, while the fondling fiend was beating on Doug.

Are we having fun yet?? Well, that ain’t the end!…

At this point, Frankie Delgado jumped in to help Doug and kicked the fondler square in the head. [Bad choice, if you ask me!] The club’s heavy suits then arrived and tried to break the fight up, and with impeccable timing [or a warped sense of fun,] the DJ made an effort to smooth-out the scene by playing ‘The Stars are Blind,’ which had the disturbing effect of compelling Ms. Hilton to climb on a table and start pretending to dance — to her own song!

Overlooking the psychological trauma which could well be induced by the worrying proof this story provides that a sane, sentient being bought a Paris CD, Ms. Hilton’s behavior is becoming bizarre. One month ago she and Doug were engaged in almost identical antics at a Miami club. No-one was arrested on either occasion, but don’t be surprised if this isn’t the last.